Ah laziness and cabana boys

I'm struggling with getting back into the saddle. Luckily I have some volunteers to help me get it over the hump. But I don't feel like being bothered with having to do the work. Now I know that only Selma Hayek and Halle Berry don't have to do any work. This is a problem that I often suffer from. Honestly, it's something I battle with on all fronts of my life.

I'm also being plagued by phone calls from the guy I fucked in a field. I haven't had a chance to call him and to say stop calling me- you'd think he'd get it by now. Right now I don't feel like there's anyone I want to shave and clean my house for. Can't I just go to someone else's house and let them be worried about having a clean house? Jamie sent me a text the other day and I'm willing to do the shaving to see him-I get to go to his house, so I don't have to clean up. But I think he might have a girlfriend because he often has last minute change of plans. Even as I write this post, I'm a little drunk and extremely horny.

I got a hammock about a month ago and I love it! I recently put a post on Craigslist looking for a cabana boy. I got a shockingly low number of responses- about 25. Most of the applicants look acceptable but I'm faced with the reality of having to clean my house to make this happen. I'm going to try and use this as the motivation to be interested in getting laid. You know I want to get laid but I don't want to do anything to make that happen. Lame but I got through this cycle every so often. I'm sure the cabana boy that feeds me grapes and makes me cocktails will help immensely.

Back in the saddle

Now that's its been over a week since I spoke with Terry, I need to take the advice I once got from my sister- the best way to get over someone is to get under someone new. I was supposed to see Jamie last weekend but Mother Nature felt like reminding me that I'm not having kids this month. So just before I wrote this entry, I sent him a text to reschedule our play date for this week. I'm not sure how much energy I want to put into finding that someone to get under. Jamie is a good choice because I already know him, he's great in the sack and will happily host.

About a month ago I got the iPhone and I love it! While I was checking out all of the features on the phone, I started looking at all of my contacts. Among my contacts was a guy named Brad Brewmaster. I met this guy via Craigslist and he was looking for someone to sunbath with him at home. At the time, I was really just discovering my love of sunbathing in the nude; not that I need the extra color- I was blessed with golden brown skin. But the feeling of the sun on my naked body is too good to pass up. We got together twice, it would have been more but he lives on the outer edge of the bay area and I didn't feel like driving out there. He couldn't come to me because I don't have the privacy in my yard to sunbath in the nude. I guess he could have come over to get laid but his work schedule meant that I'd be waking up early.

The reason I even started talking about this is because I'm trying to decide if I should delete his phone number. I haven't talked to him in a year, so I'm wondering what's the statute of limitations on calling old booty calls? If anyone has an answer let me know. If I can find his email address, I might shoot him an email and see if he wants to get together.

I want to try and avoid Craigslist for a while but I don't want to take too long before getting laid. Right now it seems like a hassle to find that someone but once I get that laid, I'll be ready to rock and roll!