No luck in Vermont

Two weeks ago, I went to a friend's wedding in Vermont. Now for a girl who likes to get piece and get out, I love weddings. So whenever people invite me to their wedding, I always go and my favorite weddings are destination weddings. This was my second destination wedding, the first one was in Jamaica. I used to work with the bride and had never met her fiance (now husband) before. I had missed the engagement party and the bachelorette party, so missing the wedding was out of the question. Not to mention, when's the next time I'd have an opportunity to go to Vermont? And just so you know, it looks just like it does in pictures; really green and full of quaint buildings.

I went to the wedding alone, so it seemed like the perfect opportunity to get try my hand at a great wedding tradition- picking up someone at the wedding. Since none of the guests lived in Vermont, I figured this would be easy picking. I get to the wedding just before it starts but I look great, so it was worth the wait. I look around at the guests and to see if there's any cuties in the group, so I know where to focus my energies. I can't tell who's paired up but once the service is over and the cocktail hour begins, I'll plot my attack. After the service- it was nice-the cocktail hour starts and I'm looking for my evening's entertainment.

After 3 drinks, it becomes painfully clear that I'm not going to be hooking up with anyone. The best looking people at this event are the two lesbians and they came together! Now I'm not opposed to picking up lesbians but that wasn't what I was looking for. So I proceeded to enjoy lots of free drinks to get the taste of the crappy meal out of my mouth. Even with 5 to 6 drinks under my belt, no one looked worth the effort. I had been looking forward to getting laid with someone I'd never see again but I had no luck in Vermont.

Life's little problems

Let me start by apologizing for waiting almost a month since my last post. There's no reason why I couldn't make a post- hell I've been trying to have at least 3 posts per month. Well with a new month, I can only strive to do better.

So right now I'm working on 2 months without getting laid. It's not like there have been some people volunteering to help me. But I just haven't wanted to be bothered with them. Although in the last week, I received an email and a text from two people that I'd like to see again. Much of my lack of sex is because of my hesitation to do the necessary house cleaning-figuratively and literally.

One of the volunteers who has made himself available to me is Ed. He lives in Southern California and we met last year via Craigslist. We used to get together in parking lot stairwells and he'd finger my clit until I came. Then we'd go our separate ways. The last time he was in town, he asked me if we could get together for sex. At the time I was dating Terry, so I told him no. He's been in town for the past month and he's been wanting to get together. He's not cute enough for me to endure the bikini wax as well as clean my house. It would be a different story if he could host; he's staying with his parents, so hosting is not an option.

I'm hoping to hear from Jamie again. Unfortunately he has the uncanny ability to contact me when I'm on my period. I could call/email/text him but I don't feel like being bothered. I woke up this morning thinking that I should probably get the bikini wax in an effort to get me more motivated about getting laid. It's not like I'm not horny! I just being very lazy with no really good prospects on tap. So I think getting the waxing done will be the motivation I need. The total lack of hair provides me with extra sensitivity that will make me crazy until I get laid.

I'm going to a party tonight. With any luck I'll be able to make out with someone and maybe set something up for the rest of the holiday weekend. I went to a party last night and there wasn't anyone that cute there. Lots of nice people but I have plenty of friends, I need a fuck buddy to help shake off the cobwebs.