Note: I started this entry back in October but never finished it.
After an almost 4 month hiatus, I'm back to enjoying casual sex. About two weeks ago, I was lying in bed being sick and as horny as the day is long. Even though I felt terrible, I was only focused on one thing- getting laid. So at 7:30am, I proceeded to post my greatest Craigslist ad ever- "Lick me back to health". Since I wasn't feel that good, I was looking for someone who would eat me out to my heart's contention or until I was "healthy". LOL. Naturally as a woman, my post garnered over 200 responses and those responses included everything from: offers of tea, chicken noodle soup, warm homes and massages to help regain my health. Ultimately I chose an old man (white hair, wrinkly skin, gray pubes).
He wasn't as good looking as his photo and that photo must have been 10-15 years old. In the picture he looked like a handsome older man, in reality he looked like a tired old man. But I was already there and horny, so I decided to let him eat me out anyway. He did a pretty good job and then asked if we could have sex. Now bear in mind that this guy was old and pasty looking but I said yes anyway-I was already there. I wasn't into it and luckily for me, we couldn't get it to work out. Between his lack of practice- I'm guessing- and my lack of arousal, it just wasn't happening. Unfortunately for me, he wanted to cuddle and I wanted to leave.
After a short time of cuddling and talking, I was able to leave. I told him I was starting to feel really bad and needed to get back home to my bed. He thanked me for coming over and offered his services any time I wanted; naturally I haven't called him since.
But the ad wasn't a total bust. I met a decent looking older (52 but looks 45) doctor who has the energy of a man half his age. Our first meeting resulted in me being eaten out properly and 3 go rounds. I have seen that guy twice since that first meeting.
