Bored with Casual Sex

Earlier this week I came to startling realization- I'm bored with casual sex. I didn't even think this was possible. I love the fact that I can and have, had sex with someone different every night of the week. Thank you internet dating. I had just left a hook up and while replaying the events in my head, I started being agitated. The guy I had been with-Peter- was a little more demanding than I like a casual hook up to be.  We met under the guise of having a more "serious" relationship.  But when our first meeting was going to be at his hotel room, I knew that more serious relationship talk was just a ruse.  

So now I find myself in a position where I have to act like I'm interested in doing whatever they feel like doing.  I maintain my personal limits but with some people, I have to spend a lot of time reinforcing my boundaries.  I find myself having to explain that I don't like having sperm anywhere on my body, that everything needs to stay out of my butt and that if they try to break those rules, I'm punching them in the face.  Add to that the never ending battle of requests from my partners: will you dress slutty, talk dirty to me, reenact the Karma Sutra, have sex with someone else while they watch and the ever popular- do you like girls?  

What I want to know is, can't someone just be interested in having sex with me without all the add ons?  I'm bringing my great rack, excellent blow job skills and a willingness to have a lot of sex. Can't that be enough?  Why do I have to be the embodiment of all things pornographic? Just because you saw it in a movie or think about it when you're jerking off, doesn't mean I want to do it. And if I happen to drunk enough or high enough to agree to one of your requests, don't expect me to be excited.  Just be happy that you got over on me.

I guess I need to put some energy into finding a proper relationship.  That way I don't have to keep my shoes on during sex, wear a wig or do anything extra.  Finding someone to keep around is a lot harder than hooking up with random dudes.  And unfortunately I'm incredibly lazy, so I probably won't find a good man but instead will keep saying, "That's on my no list".